Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Absolute Celibacy

This blog promotes the true view of Judaism, that according to the Holy Torah, all sexual activity is absolutely forbidden.

All sex between all combinations of males and females (one of each, or two of one) absolutely forbidden (see Leviticus 18:22, which forbids sex either with a "zochor" or with an "isha", a male or a female). Furthermore, auto-sexual activity is even forbidden. First of all, anyone who commits masturbatory auto-sexuality is violating Leviticus 18:22, because that person is himself or herself already a "zochor" or "isha". But second of all, there's a specific prohibition against masturbation-- it is for this reason that God struck Onan dead (see Genesis, chapter 38)!

I am starting this website to raise the important awareness of this topic.

Most Rabbis (emissaries of Satan, some of who are no more than Christians with beards) will tell you that marital sex is permitted, or even encouraged, in Judaism. I have nothing but rage against such sinners!

6 Comments:

Anonymous The Back of the Hill said...

How does an absolute celibate deal with an increase in nocturnal emmission?

Constant toivel sayn?

2:40 PM  
Blogger boneman said...

OK OK I know I said I would go to the bible first before writing more, but, this is interestingly put.

I can't figure out if back of the hill is the liar or you.

It isn't masterbation. Nor is it the trails of ncturnal, mental masterbation, which is the same thing.

It is LUST>
There's the culprit. The "devil" if you will.

And, I don't know if the first Christian's meaning has any grip on you at all (no, not Paul or Saul or whatever he would that you call him)
Jesus, a fine person who got picked up as something and some one he isn't had a simple line.....

.....he without sin
cast the first stone....

2:24 PM  
Blogger Eliyahu said...

charming parody you've created!

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a truly honest question: I understand the absolute celibacy part... but, If you don't have sex /make love/ have intercourse with your spouse, how are you going to have children??? You do it through artificial insemination??? an if you use artificial insemination how do you take the sperm out , into the woman's womb? and then how did you have children all the way back in Moses' times, I mean without artificial insemination??
thanks

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Men should cut off their penis, for it is an evil rod of Satan shooting Satan seed

1:14 AM  
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